72 Miles From The Sea

Wednesday, 10 November 2021

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Is the question asked most-est

Well, he doesn’t really have one

But North Polish would be closest

Toblerone, the perfect Christmas gift

For the friends you remember

At the very last possible moment

On the twenty fourth of December

One Christmas I was given

A neurotic clockwork Teddy

And it was ready to play with

As it was wound up already.

Our Turkey got into a fight

When he went to the Gym

But he lost and other bird

Knocked the stuffing out of him

It was the night before Christmas

That magical time to believe

When Adam said in the garden of Eden

Hey it's Christmas, Eve!

Rudolph is doing stand up

At this year’s Christmas do

But between each gag he says

“This one will sleigh you”

At the North Pole

If an education is sought

You won’t get any training

Everyone is Elf taught