I LOVE CHRISTMAS PUDDING

 

I love Christmas pudding

But it doesn’t return the favour

I wish you could get Gaviscon

In brandy butter flavour

THERE IS A SINGING ELF

 

There is a singing Elf

Up at the North Pole

With a powerful voice

For one so small and dapper

 

The singing Elf croons

All day in the workshop

So the other Elf’s call him

The Christmas Wrapper

SANTA IS SUCH A JOLLY CHAP

 

Have you ever wondered

Why Santa is such a jolly chap?

Well it’s because he knows

Where all the naughty girls are at

WHY DOESN'T SANTA HAVE ANY KIDS?

 

Why doesn't Santa have any kids?

Well it’s impossible for him see

As he only comes once a year

And he’s normally up a chimney

DO YOU KNOW WHY THE CHRISTMAS ALPHABET

 

Do you know why the Christmas alphabet

Is one letter short? Then I will happily tell

There are only twenty five letters in it

Because the Christmas alphabet has Noel

CHRISTMAS IS WHEN I TRY TO BE UNUSUALLY KIND

 

Christmas is when I try to be unusually kind

And compassionate to those around me

Not that I’m a good person, it’s just because

I don’t know who my Secret Santa will be

I DON’T WANT A LOT OF FANCY PRESENTS

 

I don’t want a lot of fancy presents

Tied with bows and ribbon curls

I only want one thing for Christmas

And that’s Santa's list of naughty girls