During the Christmas holiday
From coast to coast
What do you call a
stuffed animal?
We call it a turkey
roast
Sunday, 7 November 2021
DURING THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY
UKIP ADVENT CALENDAR # 2
You can now buy a UKIP
Advent calendar
I’ve never seen one
before
I don’t know what
message is inside
Because for some
reason
All you can hear is a
slamming door
I LOVE MINCE PIES AT CHRISTMAS
I love mince pies at Christmas
But they don’t return
the favour
I wish you could get
Gaviscon
In brandy butter
flavour
ABANDONING THE NATIVITY
It’s ironic that schools
Are abandoning the
nativity
When half a dozen
Schoolgirls
Could play the Virgin
Mary
Although they’re not
virgins
They do have their own
baby
SEE THE HAPPY FACES GLOWING
It’s Christmas time again
See the happy faces
glowing
Putting love in every heart
A MAN BOUGHT A CHRISTMAS TREE
A man bought a Christmas tree
He got it off the
shelf
But he was rushed to A
& E
After putting it up himself
JW ADVENT CALENDAR # 1
You can now buy a Jehovah’s Witness
Advent calendar
I’ve never seen one
before
There are no Christmas
messages
It just says Fuck off
Behind every door
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