CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED!

 

Christmas has been cancelled!

Let me make it perfectly clear

Santa died laughing when I told him

I’d been a good boy this year!

REMEMBER, CHRISTMAS ISN'T ABOUT

 

Remember, Christmas isn't about

How big the tree is, or what's under it

Or the Christmas lights and decorations

It's about the people who are around it

IN THE RUN UP TO CHRISTMAS BE ESPECIALLY

 

In the run up to Christmas be especially

Kind and caring to those around you

Because in the office Secret Santa

You don’t know who will be buying for you

CHRISTMAS PARADOX

 

One of the paradoxes of family life

Is that kids will never admit to parents

That they don’t believe in Santa Claus

While every Christmas they get presents

AS KIDS EVERY CHRISTMAS TIME

 

As kids every Christmas time

We would really go berserk

But now I’m grown up I think

It’s just a lot of extra work

AT CHRISTMAS WHEN I WAS A CHILD

 

At Christmas when I was a child

I always used to resent

Getting items of clothing

As they weren’t a proper present

 

But that all changed later

And I would always make a fuss

When I was in my teens

If I didn’t get clothes for Christmas

SHINY RED BAUBLES

 

Shiny red baubles

Can be a sign of the Season

But for my brother

An STD was the reason