REMEMBER, REMEMBER

 

Guy Fawkes and his friends

Despite meeting sticky ends

After a treasonous endeavor

They were the only men ever

Who entered our Parliament

With real and honest intent

BURNING GUY FAWKES THE H&S WAY

 

Health and Safety were in charge

Of lighting the Bonfire this year

One of them struck the match

And ten more held an extinguisher 

AT THE APPLE BONFIRE NIGHT PARTY

 

At the Apple Bonfire Night party

One struck the match to ignite the birch

And as the fire burned six of his colleagues

Were in a huddle designing the merch

BURNING GUY FAWKES

 

Whitehall Civil Servants took control

Of the Bonfire on that fateful date

One of them struck the match, while

The rest filled forms in triplicate

ARE YOU WEARING A GUY FAWKES MASK?

 

Are you wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?

Hoping to get coins in your cap

“Penny for the guy” is that the aim?

Well, you’re losing out to that wino chap

I REALLY ENJOYED OUR DATE

 

I really enjoyed our date

I’m so glad that you rang

It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes

Night that ended with a bang

REMEMBER THE FIFTH

 

Remember, remember

The fifth of November?

Gunpowder, treason and….

No I don’t remember