TWO WITCHES LIVED TOGETHER

 

Two witches lived together

When they were in the states

But there was nothing going on

They were just Broommates

I WAS STOOD AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT

 

I was stood at the bar last night

When a vampire gave me a fright

As I fully expected him to take a bite

But instead he ordered a blood light

I’M WORRIED ABOUT ONE OF MY HENS

 

I’m worried about one of my hens

There’s something wrong with Megs

I think she must have been possessed

As she keeps laying Devilled eggs

WHAT TO GIVE ON HALLOWEEN

 

What to give on Halloween?

Is a no brainer in the end     

Because everyone knows

Demons are a ghoul's best friend

IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY

 

It’s not my favourite holiday

And although opinions vary

I do really love Halloween

As I can eat, drink and be scary

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

 

It was so big and round

Like a big orange bumpkin

It was a fat Jack-O-Lantern

Carved out of a plumpkin

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?

 

Are you wearing a witch’s hat?

I don’t know what I think of that

I will just have to wait and see

If you decide to put a spell on me

I think it might be a thrill

If you were to bend me to your will