ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN TOP?

 

Are you wearing a Halloween Top?

Well I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free

A STRESSED-OUT MOTHER AND HER CHILD

 

A stressed-out mother and her child

Went into the fancy dress shop

Rushing around from pillar to post

Without a moments pause or stop

“Here try this one” the mother said

Grabbing a Devils suit in a whirl

Her six year old daughter retorted

“I don’t want it, I’m not an evil girl”

I BUY MY WIFE A GIFT FOR HALLOWEEN

I buy my wife a gift for Halloween

Though not the gift giving season

Because Halloween is like Christmas

For witches and that’s the reason 

DEATH IN THE SHADOWS

 

Death in the shadows

Grim Reaper take flight

Don’t let me be the one

You’re coming for tonight

THE MODERN DAY WITCH

 

The modern day witch

Performs her maneuver

Flying across the sky

On a household hoover

WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 2

 

We went to a fancy dress party

With a Hogwarts theme

There was me and my girlfriend

And her twin sister Irene

 

However after a drink or two

Alcohol caused a bit of a hitch

As with twin witches I couldn’t

Tell which witch was which

TWITTER HALLOWEEN NIGHT

 

The invitation went out

To the twitter followers

About Halloween night

And the trick or treaters

 

It’s much safer than being

Out on the streets

And it’s better for you

To do twick or tweets