UXORICIDE
When did the love die?
At what moment
Did love turn to odium
Was it that, once too often
He smelt the stench
Of ardours odour upon her
The smell of another man
On her clothes,
On her skin
That made him snap
Making him commit uxoricide
Snuffing out the life
Of his unfaithful wife
LONELY GIRL
They call you lonely girl
Because you are a girl
And you are always alone
But are you really a lonely girl?
Or are you happy where you are?
Living inside yourself
Alone and self contained
Are you content to be alone?
Defying us all for our conceit
Do you look upon us?
Thinking us odd for our neediness
Needing to be noticed
Needing to be wanted
Needing to love and be loved
They call you lonely girl
And await the day
When your abject unhappiness
Will cause you to merely fade away
Out of your lonely existence
Or for you to succumb to the solitude
And end your bitter life
Dying as you lived, alone
But you don’t look sad
Nor unhappy with your lot
You look serene and at peace
So be content, lonely girl
LITTLE ANGEL
I am in love with a little angel
Who I see at the bus stop each day
It’s been more than a year now
But I can never find the words to say
And if I could, should I say them?
Or should I keep my feelings to myself
Never speaking my love aloud
And spend my lifetime on the shelf
Maybe some day I will tell her
Of the deep love that I conceal
But I think that she will laugh at me
If I dared to tell her how I feel.
So each morning I will smile
At my sweet angel so petite
And not speak to her of love
But stare nervously at my feet
WHENEVER YOU FEEL SAD AND LONELY
Whenever you feel sad and lonely
And the days are cold and grey
Think of me and the love we had
That filled our hearts each day
Whenever you feel life get you down
And you feel alone and scared
Think of me and the love we had
And the happy moments that we shared
Whenever you feel you can’t go on
And you feel weighed down with pain
Picture me standing at your side
And you will feel strong again
Whenever you feel sad and lonely
And the days are cold and grey
Just remember what I told you
I’m with you in spirit every day
DELIRIUM
I have been struck down by delirium
I am restless and unable to focus
I try to read a book
And read the same paragraph repeatedly
I am in a state of confusion
One minute I am sure of something
The next moment I’m not
And sometimes I hallucinate
I think I see something or someone
I’ve looked it up online
I have all the symptoms of delirium
But none of the causes
I don’t have a fever
Nor have I been poisoned
And I’m pretty sure
I don’t have a brain injury
No I have to face facts
I either have a brain tumour
Or I’m in love
I don’t know which is worse
BLISS
When we are apart
I love the way you miss me
And when we reunite
I love the way you kiss me
You love, care and nurture me
You can’t do more than this for me
I give my heart and soul to you
I love you oh so blissfully
QUEEN OF THE SPANISH MAIN
Like a buccaneer
Sailing the Spanish main
The vivacious creature
Swept into my life
And like a pirate
Went for my treasure trove
Pillaging my heart
And stealing it away
Leaving my soul in chains
And my coffers empty
I SAW YOU IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT TODAY
I saw you in a different light today
A dazzling light of femininity
You were not the normal little tomboy
In the cargo pants and baggy “T”
The usual beaten up old trainers
Had been replaced by four inch heals
Which shaped your normally hidden legs
Whose black clad debut certainly appealed
The sheer black of your stocking-ed legs
Disappeared beneath the tailored hem
Of a skirt that fitted hitherto, unknown curves
Accentuating hips, thighs and of course them
Tucked into the tiniest of waistbands
Was a crisp white blouse tailored to fit
Buttoned at the wrist and open at the neck
Three undone buttons so that it gaped a bit
I saw you in a different light today
Where you emerged from tomboy obscurity
Causing heads to turn and eyes to stare
And thoughts were those of impurity
LOVER’S MOON
The night was of crystal clarity
No clouds obscured the stars
A new moon graced the sky
And the lover’s moon was ours
A shooting star crossed the sky
And we both made a wish
Then I held you in embrace
And we shared our first kiss
THE DAWN OF UNDERSTANDING
Dawn was a Glaswegian lassie
With the broadest accent
Which made it difficult when she spoke
To understand what was meant
This was exacerbated
By a lisp and a stutter
And because she didn’t open her mouth very wide
She had a tendency to mutter
As a result I couldn’t understand her
Apart from when she said yes or no
But despite all of that
We went out for three months or so
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
Thursday, 28 October 2010
HALLOWEEN POEMS
TERROR THREAT
I wear a funny wig
My sister has a mask
We are well disguised
To go about our task
To have fun with our friends
Collecting Candy to eat
As we terrorise the neighbours
As we go “trick or treat”
YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN
It was a really spooky night
And I saw a very scary sight
We had been out “trick or treating”
And got home and started freaking
My parents were dressed as witches
Both were without their breeches
And my mum, not a natural blonde
Was playing with my fathers wand
GHOSTS AND GHOULS COME OUT
On Halloween, all hallows eve
Ghosts and ghouls come out
But not to do their evil work
They just want to stroll about
They can mix with the living
At this one time of the year
And not be discovered
Or cause screams of fear
They just mingle with fleshies
All through Halloween night
Enjoying the company
But are gone by first light
THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS
Those little darlings
With their angelic eyes
Look harmless enough
But beneath their disguise
They’re nothing but thugs
With pure evil intent
These spawn of Satan
Are not heaven sent
These foul blackguards
Going about their sport
They say “Trick or treat”
As they happily extort
They squirt fake blood
On my front door
They egg my new car
I can’t take any more
I sit counting the minutes
Am I the only one?
Who just can’t wait
Till Halloween is done
LAMIA
Beautiful Lamia
Queen of Libya
Lover of Zeus
Rival of Hera
Beautiful Lamia
Became a mother
Loved by Zeus
Despised by Hera
Wife of Zeus
The jealous Hera
Murdered the children
Of Beautiful Lamia
Driven insane by grief
Beautiful Lamia
Became an ugly
Child devourer
Hera became
A vengeful bitch
Lamia became
A blood sucking witch
IT HAPPENS ON THE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN
It happens on the night
Of Halloween
When the spirits of creatures
Can pass between
And some spooky spooks
Might well be seen.
Some ghouls are good
And others are mean
Some ghosts have substance
And visibly preen
While others glow
Luminescently green
But watch out for witches
That arrive on the scene
For in the blink of an eye
They’ll whip out your spleen
WHEN THE WICCANS WAIL
It is All Hallows Eve
The night of all souls
Samhain Day
When the wiccans wail
At the witching hour
When the Demons walk
Souls will be taken
In the black of night
THE HUNTER
Pubs and clubs he scours
In the wee small hours
To use his seductive powers
On the maidens he devours
Then in the early hours
The maidens he deflowers
Are left like wilting flowers
He then returns to gothic towers
Where he then showers
IT HAPPENED LAST HALLOWEEN
I stepped out of the car
And was verbally assailed
As I stood upon my drive
“Trick or treat”
Came the banshee chorus
From creatures barely alive
I was taken aback
By this unprecedented event
This new tactic they’d contrived
In the past I had been safe
Behind locked doors
When the leaches arrive
But pretending not to be in
Would not cut it any more
If I was to survive
I must be as clever
As the candy seeking predators
And learn to duck and dive
So when a firework went off
And their attention was distracted
I ran away to hide
I wear a funny wig
My sister has a mask
We are well disguised
To go about our task
To have fun with our friends
Collecting Candy to eat
As we terrorise the neighbours
As we go “trick or treat”
YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD FOR HALLOWEEN
It was a really spooky night
And I saw a very scary sight
We had been out “trick or treating”
And got home and started freaking
My parents were dressed as witches
Both were without their breeches
And my mum, not a natural blonde
Was playing with my fathers wand
GHOSTS AND GHOULS COME OUT
On Halloween, all hallows eve
Ghosts and ghouls come out
But not to do their evil work
They just want to stroll about
They can mix with the living
At this one time of the year
And not be discovered
Or cause screams of fear
They just mingle with fleshies
All through Halloween night
Enjoying the company
But are gone by first light
THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS
Those little darlings
With their angelic eyes
Look harmless enough
But beneath their disguise
They’re nothing but thugs
With pure evil intent
These spawn of Satan
Are not heaven sent
These foul blackguards
Going about their sport
They say “Trick or treat”
As they happily extort
They squirt fake blood
On my front door
They egg my new car
I can’t take any more
I sit counting the minutes
Am I the only one?
Who just can’t wait
Till Halloween is done
LAMIA
Beautiful Lamia
Queen of Libya
Lover of Zeus
Rival of Hera
Beautiful Lamia
Became a mother
Loved by Zeus
Despised by Hera
Wife of Zeus
The jealous Hera
Murdered the children
Of Beautiful Lamia
Driven insane by grief
Beautiful Lamia
Became an ugly
Child devourer
Hera became
A vengeful bitch
Lamia became
A blood sucking witch
IT HAPPENS ON THE NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN
It happens on the night
Of Halloween
When the spirits of creatures
Can pass between
And some spooky spooks
Might well be seen.
Some ghouls are good
And others are mean
Some ghosts have substance
And visibly preen
While others glow
Luminescently green
But watch out for witches
That arrive on the scene
For in the blink of an eye
They’ll whip out your spleen
WHEN THE WICCANS WAIL
It is All Hallows Eve
The night of all souls
Samhain Day
When the wiccans wail
At the witching hour
When the Demons walk
Souls will be taken
In the black of night
THE HUNTER
Pubs and clubs he scours
In the wee small hours
To use his seductive powers
On the maidens he devours
Then in the early hours
The maidens he deflowers
Are left like wilting flowers
He then returns to gothic towers
Where he then showers
IT HAPPENED LAST HALLOWEEN
I stepped out of the car
And was verbally assailed
As I stood upon my drive
“Trick or treat”
Came the banshee chorus
From creatures barely alive
I was taken aback
By this unprecedented event
This new tactic they’d contrived
In the past I had been safe
Behind locked doors
When the leaches arrive
But pretending not to be in
Would not cut it any more
If I was to survive
I must be as clever
As the candy seeking predators
And learn to duck and dive
So when a firework went off
And their attention was distracted
I ran away to hide
Monday, 25 October 2010
A THOUGHT
A thought, incomplete
Almost at its conception
Dies unformed
Another is stillborn
A lost unformed notion
More follow also fruitless
And unfulfilled
Then little more than an inkling
Emerges, grows quickly
Surviving into infancy
Only to be lost to distraction
Many more die unformed
Before a thought is born
Fully formed and grows quickly to maturity
But it was a stupid thought
Almost at its conception
Dies unformed
Another is stillborn
A lost unformed notion
More follow also fruitless
And unfulfilled
Then little more than an inkling
Emerges, grows quickly
Surviving into infancy
Only to be lost to distraction
Many more die unformed
Before a thought is born
Fully formed and grows quickly to maturity
But it was a stupid thought
FIVE GALS NAMED JO
Jo the trumpet
The musical strumpet
She was crumpet
But her lips were hard and dry
Jo with the deep voice
Oh how I rejoice
She was so very choice
With no Adams apple I’m pleased To say
Jo with the flat chest
Had nothing inside her vest
But I was still blessed
For she had other attributes
Jo with the all over tan
Jo jo the can can
The perfect gift for man
Had a beautiful white toothed smile
Jo the pretty faced
With the narrow waist
Was to everyone’s taste
Even the other Jo’s
The musical strumpet
She was crumpet
But her lips were hard and dry
Jo with the deep voice
Oh how I rejoice
She was so very choice
With no Adams apple I’m pleased To say
Jo with the flat chest
Had nothing inside her vest
But I was still blessed
For she had other attributes
Jo with the all over tan
Jo jo the can can
The perfect gift for man
Had a beautiful white toothed smile
Jo the pretty faced
With the narrow waist
Was to everyone’s taste
Even the other Jo’s
JACQUI
Jacqui was my older woman
Twenty years my senior
When she seduced me
In a Dublin hotel
She was always quite vivacious
This night however her high-spirit
Derived from gin and tonic
Though she knew was she was doing
Even for someone as inexperienced as I was
I could read the sexual desire in her body language
This was libidinous in the extreme
She was full of the elixir of lust
Again that was the gin and tonic
I was filled with a burning sexual desire
Which Jacqui knew exactly what to do with
She taught me how to give and receive pleasure
Took me on a journey of erogenous exploration
It was passionately fervid, scorchingly torrid
Insatiable and ardent
Caring, affectionate and tender
She was an excellent teacher
And a wonderful lover
Alas we never repeated the experience
Twenty years my senior
When she seduced me
In a Dublin hotel
She was always quite vivacious
This night however her high-spirit
Derived from gin and tonic
Though she knew was she was doing
Even for someone as inexperienced as I was
I could read the sexual desire in her body language
This was libidinous in the extreme
She was full of the elixir of lust
Again that was the gin and tonic
I was filled with a burning sexual desire
Which Jacqui knew exactly what to do with
She taught me how to give and receive pleasure
Took me on a journey of erogenous exploration
It was passionately fervid, scorchingly torrid
Insatiable and ardent
Caring, affectionate and tender
She was an excellent teacher
And a wonderful lover
Alas we never repeated the experience
SWEET YVONNE
I have an old photograph
It was taken at Wimbledon,
Long, long ago
It was of dear sweet Yvonne
And she was smiling at me
From an old discoloured print
Yvonne, cute and naive
She had such a sweet face
I recalled the day instantly
She had begged me to take her
I liked tennis, though not a huge fan
But I liked her more so I agreed
Suddenly I could smell her
And hear that infectious little giggle
And feel her touch on my skin
Her soft lips on mine
The memory of the day was so vivid
And of the days of unbridled passion that followed
When the wonders of her soft young body
Were yielded to me
It was taken at Wimbledon,
Long, long ago
It was of dear sweet Yvonne
And she was smiling at me
From an old discoloured print
Yvonne, cute and naive
She had such a sweet face
I recalled the day instantly
She had begged me to take her
I liked tennis, though not a huge fan
But I liked her more so I agreed
Suddenly I could smell her
And hear that infectious little giggle
And feel her touch on my skin
Her soft lips on mine
The memory of the day was so vivid
And of the days of unbridled passion that followed
When the wonders of her soft young body
Were yielded to me
I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
I fell in love with you
All those years ago
Because you were oblivious
You simply didn’t know
You didn’t know
That beauty shone from every pore
You saw yourself as odd
But you were no oddity that’s for sure
You always put yourself down
If you could have seen through my eyes
You would have realized
You really didn’t have fat thighs
And your legs were fabulous
And your bum was not too fat
Your nose wasn’t pointy
And your chest wasn’t too flat
But that wasn’t possible
So I fell in love with your modesty
And you thought I was a good catch
So you got stuck with me
I still love you just as much today
As I did all those years ago
And you’re still completely oblivious
You simply don’t know
All those years ago
Because you were oblivious
You simply didn’t know
You didn’t know
That beauty shone from every pore
You saw yourself as odd
But you were no oddity that’s for sure
You always put yourself down
If you could have seen through my eyes
You would have realized
You really didn’t have fat thighs
And your legs were fabulous
And your bum was not too fat
Your nose wasn’t pointy
And your chest wasn’t too flat
But that wasn’t possible
So I fell in love with your modesty
And you thought I was a good catch
So you got stuck with me
I still love you just as much today
As I did all those years ago
And you’re still completely oblivious
You simply don’t know
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