We stood on a busy London street
One bright warm summer day
When a girl in a skimpy top
And very short skirt came our way
The girl was walking towards us
And she caused every head to turn
Men and women, young and old
Mens jaws dropped and women looked stern
She was quite an attractive girl
Not a stunner or a movie star
But not worthy of all the attention
She was just a little above par
The reason soon became apparent
As we noticed when she passed
Her skirt hem was tucked in the waste band
And she was completely bare arsed
