I HAD A VERY DISTURBING DREAM LAST NIGHT

 

I had a very disturbing dream last night

Which I awoke from in some distress

I was cutting carrots with the Grim Reaper

You might say I had been dicing with death

THE GRIM REAPER CAME FOR ME LAST NIGHT

The Grim Reaper came for me last night

And I could barely catch my breath

But I beat him away with a vacuum cleaner

And was really Dyson with death.