Friday, 24 March 2023

I ASKED CAROLINE OUT ON A DATE

 

I asked Caroline out on a date

At the start of the summer break

Neither of us had dated before

So, there was quite a lot at stake

We met at the entrance to the park

And walked to the café on the lake

We sat at a table in the window

Where she had a strawberry milk-shake

Which she drank through a straw

But my choice proved to be a mistake

As I tried to be more grown up

And ordered coffee and cupcake

The coffee was bitter and something

In the cake caused a hives outbreak

Our second date was less eventful

But was far more memorable

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