Friday, 12 November 2021

SCROOGE and MARLEY (Deceased) – STAVE 1 – MARLEY’S GHOST – Verses 5 to 7

 

A POEM by Paul Curtis, BASED ON THE STORY by

Charles Dickens “A CHRISTMAS CAROL”

 

VERSE 5 – TWO GENTLEMEN COME A CALLING

 

No sooner had Scrooge's nephew gone out of view

Than entered a party of gentlemen numbering two

They were both pleasant looking portly gentlemen

Who now stood, hats off, in Scrooge's office environ

They had books and papers in their hands, and bowed

One produced a list of which he was obviously proud

“Scrooge and Marley's, I believe,” said one of the men

After scanning down a list of names with the point of a pen

“Is it Mr. Scrooge I’m addressing or Mr. Marley instead?”

“Mr. Marley’s been dead these seven years,” Scrooge said

“It was in fact that he died seven years ago this very night”

Scrooge said examining their credentials by candlelight

“We have no doubt,” said the larger gentlemen of the pair

“His liberality is well represented by his surviving partner”

At the very ominous word “liberality,” Scrooge frowned

And he handed their credentials back without a sound

“At this festive season of the year” said one gentleman,

“It’s desirable that we should make provision if we can

For the Poor and Destitute, who suffer greatly at this time

Many thousands are in want, which is really such a crime

They lack common necessaries and common comforts, sir.”

“Are there no prisons?” asked Scrooge sitting in his chair

“Plenty of prisons,” said the gentleman without hesitation

“And the Union workhouses? Are they still in operation?”

“They are, I wish they were not” replied one gentleman

“The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigor, then?”

Scrooge asked and was told “They’re both very busy, sir”

Scrooge smiled and seemed to relax back into his chair

“Oh well I'm very glad to hear it” Ebeneezer scrooge said

“I was afraid that something had occurred to stop them dead”

“I’m relieved to hear they continue in their useful course”

Undeterred the gentlemen continued with some remorse

“A few of us are raising a fund to buy the Poor some meat

And drink and means of warmth or a blanket and a sheet

We choose this time when want is keenly felt by the poor

And abundance rejoices. What shall I put you down for?”

Both men looked expectant Scrooge replied “Nothing!”

“You wish to be anonymous?” asked one man nodding

“I wish to be left alone,” said Scrooge “Since you ask me

What I wish, gentlemen, that is the answer I decree

I don't make merry myself at Christmas on the contrary

And I certainly can’t afford to make idle people merry 

I have mentioned the establishments I help to support

And those who are badly off must go there for comfort” 

The two gentlemen shook their heads at Scrooge’s reply

“Many cannot go there and many would rather die.”

Scrooge’s response was the most savage declaration

“They should do it and decrease the surplus population”

Scrooge returned “The poor are not my business,

It's enough for a man to know his own business

And not to interfere in other people's in anyway

Mine occupies me constantly gentlemen Good day!”

Seeing clearly that it would be useless to pursue

And with spirits depleted the gentlemen withdrew

 

VERSE 6 – IN THE COUNTING HOUSE AGAIN

 

Mr. Scrooge returned to his labors with renewed vigor

And an improved opinion of himself as a moral figure

He was left in peace for the remainder of the working day

Save for Carolers who he unceremoniously shooed away

The hour of shutting up the counting house arrived duly

And with an ill-will Scrooge dismounted his stool tacitly

The poor expectant clerk instantly snuffed his candle out

And adjusted his clothing in preparation of going without

“You'll want all day to-morrow?” said Scrooge sharply

“If it’s quite convenient, sir.” The clerk replied meekly

“It's not convenient and it’s unfair. If I was to stop your pay

Scrooge ranted “you'd think yourself ill-used, I'll dare say”

“And yet,” said Scrooge pointing at his cowering clerk

“You don't think me ill-used, when I pay wages for no work.”

The poor clerk observed that it was only once a year.

This retort merely enraged Scrooge even more I fear

“And that’s a poor excuse for picking a man's pocket

Every twenty-fifth of December!” he said in a blue fit

“But I suppose you must have the whole day” he said

“But you be here all the earlier next morning instead”

The clerk promised faithfully that he would without doubt

And growling disapproval Ebeneezer Scrooge walked out

 

VERSE 7 – CLERKING ABOUT

 

The office was closed in the merest twinkling of an eye

And the clerk in the spirit of the season bad the office goodbye

With the ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist

He made his way home to Camden Town with great haste

Stopping only to take turns with a group of boys on a slide

Only about twenty times at the end of the lane near Cheapside

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