This tale is of once upon a time
That happened not so long ago
When a man proposed to a lady
And the lady in question said no
Now you might have expected
The man to be broken hearted
But he lived happily ever after
From the moment that they parted
He slept as long as he wanted
Watched sport on TV all day
Drank from dawn till dusk
And ate every kind of takeaway
He wore comfortable clothes
And socks with his sandles
And broke wind when he wanted
Sometimes over lighted candles
But this story did not end well
For his lifestyle affected his heart
He died of a heart attack at thirty nine
After a particularly violent fart
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