Lover you still do it for me,
You are still my object of desire
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still light my fire
Thursday, 10 August 2023
BE MY VALENTINES # 6
On Valentine’s Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we'll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs and kisses!
And the Persian gave his wife
Rugs and kisses!
BE MY VALENTINES # 5
On Valentine’s Day
One pickle said to the other
“Your love means a great dill”
Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day
Because they're very
scent-imental!
BE MY VALENTINES # 4
On Valentine’s Day
The near-sighted
porcupine
Fell in love with a pin cushion!
And the elephant said to his girlfriend
“I love you a ton!”
BE MY VALENTINES # 3
On Valentine’s Day
The bat said to his girlfriend
“You're fun to hang around with”
And the paper clip said to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive”
BE MY VALENTINES # 1
On Valentine’s Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we'll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs and kisses!
BE MY VALENTINES # 2
On Valentine’s Day
The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream
“I'm sweet on you!”
While the pencil said to the paper
“I dot my i's on you!”
And the light bulb asked his girlfriend
Do I mean a whole watt to you?”
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