It was Christmas Eve in the workhouse
And not a hint of the
season in sight
No stockings hang by
the fire side
So, it’s just like
every other Night
Tuesday, 8 August 2023
CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE WORKHOUSE # 2
IN THE MORNING SANTA STOOD
In the morning Santa stood
by the window to peer
And said to Mrs Claus
“It looks like rain
dear”
CHRISTMAS EVE IN THE KENNELS
It was Christmas Eve in the kennels
And all the canines
were all agog
They all made merry
all night long
Finishing by singing
Fleas Navi Dog
RUDOLPH GOT AN F
Rudolph got an F in his exam
Which was a mystery
But after his paper was remarked
He went down in History
IF AN ELF IS WEARING EARMUFFS
If an Elf is wearing earmuffs
Call him anything you
choose
Safe in the happy
knowledge
That he can’t possibly
hear you
ON CHRISTMAS EVE THE CHIMNEYS STAND
On Christmas Eve the chimneys stand
Waiting for Santa to
go down them
And he duly obliges
each one in turn
To visit every house
because it soots him
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