TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 34

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the caravan

Not a creature was stirring

Which wasn’t the plan

But the camp site was flooded

So that was the reason

And would be out of action

For the festive season

SANTA CLAUS IS A MAN

Santa Claus is a man, make no mistake

Because he always gets to your house late

Eats your cookie before emptying his sack

Calls you a ho before he turns his back

And then he leaves while you’re asleep

So, Santa Claus is a man, the fat arsed creep 

WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY COMES

 

When Christmas Day comes

And the wrapping paper rustles

Enjoy the day like no other, as it’s

A Brexit Christmas, ie no Brussels

SANTA PUT A CLOCK IN HIS SLEIGH

 

Santa put a clock in his sleigh

And the Elf’s asked him why

So, he explained to them

That he like to watch time fly

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 33

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Grange

Not a creature was stirring

Which seemed rather strange

As they were party animals

And needed little reason

But it turned out they’d gone

To Mauritius for the season

RESTFUL SANTA

 

At Christmas there is another name

You should call Santa Claus

When he rests between delivering gifts

And that’s Santa Pause

SANTA GOT STUCK IN A CHIMNEY

 

Santa got stuck in a chimney

Last year on Christmas Eve

And ever since he’s suffered

From Claus-trophobia I believe