Monday, 7 August 2023

CHEWIDDEN THURSDAY

 

On White Thursday

It’s St Chewidden’s Day

He’s revered by “Tinners”

Since their heyday

For sharing the secrets

Of Smelting they say


TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 32

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Manor

Not a creature was stirring

As they’d been cooked for dinner

I GOT A CHRISTMAS CARD TODAY

 

I got a Christmas card today

And it was full of rice again

I knew instantly why, because

It was from my Uncle Ben

THE SOUND OF CHRISTMAS

 

When I heard “Ho Ho” Whoosh,

I knew I’d heard the sound before

It happened when Father Christmas

Went through a revolving door

THEY HAVE PIZZA AT THE NORTH POLE

 

They have pizza at the North Pole

On the feast of Stephen

And they always have the same one

Deep-pan, crisp and even

THE NORTH POLE HAS A PET # 1

The North Pole has a pet

Owned by Santa Claus

And Santa called his dog

Predictably, Santa Paws

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 31

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the Home

All the children were sleeping

Except little Jerome

Who pretended to sleep

So, he would be able to see

Santa arrive, but he fell asleep anyway

So, it was not to be