Santa Claus is a very jolly chap
And not just because
he’s festive
His jollity stems from
knowledge
Monday, 7 August 2023
SANTA CLAUS IS A VERY JOLLY CHAP
THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE GOT BORED
The Bermuda Triangle got bored
Of warm weather over
the years
So it relocated to
Lapland and now
Santa Claus has
disappeared
ONE OF SANTA'S REINDEER
One of Santa's reindeer
Thinks only of himself
And he has bad manners
Obviously its
Rude-Olph
THE NORTH POLE HAS A PET # 2
The North Pole has a pet
Owned by Santa Claus
And Santa called his
Cat
Predictably, Santa
Claws
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 30
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the
Mansion
Not a creature was
stirring
Amidst all the family
tension
As they were all in
their rooms
Doing self-medication
EVEN SKUNKS LOVE CHRISTMAS
Even Skunks love Christmas
The carolling and
Christmas Bells
They even have a
favourite
Christmas song, Jingle
smells!
SOMEONE STOLE MY ADVENT CALENDAR
Someone stole my Advent Calendar
But then crime is rife
nowadays
The police caught the
thief though
And fittingly he got
twenty four days
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