TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 22

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the village

There was a terrible smell

Following a diesel spillage

IF ASKED WHAT HE DID FOR A LIVING # 1

 

If asked what he did for a living

He would have replied “I’m a spy”

And when he hides in the bakery

At Christmas he’s a mince spy

OUR TURKEY GOT INTO A FIGHT

 

Our Turkey got into a fight

When he went to the Gym

But he lost and other bird

Knocked the stuffing out of him

NEUROTIC CHRISTMAS

 

One Christmas I was given

A neurotic clockwork Teddy

And it was ready to play with

As it was wound up already.

TOBLERONE

 

Toblerone, the perfect Christmas gift

For the friends you remember

At the very last possible moment

On the twenty fourth of December

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 21

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all down the Lane

Not a creature was stirring

Especially not Shane

As like every year he was

Passed out in a ditch again

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 20

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all thru the apartment

Not a creature was stirring

As they were all quite content