Good King Wenceslas ordered out
On the feast of Stephen
An eighteen slice with extra cheese
Deep pan, crisp and even
Thursday, 29 December 2022
SANTA'S FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG
Santa's favorite Christmas song
That he
sings repeatedly
Is Santa Claus
is coming to town
Sung by
Elfish Presley
WE HAVE THE SAME CHRISTMAS WINE
We have the same Christmas wine
Every year
on Christmas day
“I don't
want any Brussels sprouts”
I WENT OUT CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
I went out Christmas shopping
But I didn’t
get very far
Before I
got caught shoplifting
As I stole
an advent calendar
The shopkeeper
had me arrested
Because of
my larcenous ways
And for
stealing an advent calendar
I got twenty-five
days
CRACKERS, FRUITCAKE AND NUTS
Crackers, fruitcake, and nuts
They mean Christmas
to me
Although to
be honest, they
Could also
describe my family
Wednesday, 28 December 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 327
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the
cupboard
To fetch the
poor dog a bone
Then she
remembered
She didn’t
have a dog
IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY A WOMAN # 6
Is Santa Claus really a woman?
Well would
that be so shocking
I mean if
it were left to a man
And I don’t
mean to be mocking
But are
really more interested
In a very
different stocking
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