Are you wearing red tinsel?
Tied amidst
your lustrous curls
Red can be
a devilish colour
So, are you
a devilish kind of girl?
Monday, 26 December 2022
ARE YOU WEARING RED TINSEL?
IS SANTA CLAUS REALLY A WOMAN # 4
Is Santa Claus really a woman?
Why are we
having this debate?
If Santa
was a woman
How would
she navigate?
My wife got
lost last week
In a car
park in Ramsgate
BAD SANTA # 4
Bad Santa is a bit of a perve
And his
special seasonal wish
Is for you
to jingle his bells
THE BIG FELLA’S R & R AGAIN
After circumnavigating the globe
The reins
of his sleigh in his hand
The only thought
on his mind
Is his
wife’s winter wonderland
WANTED: SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER
It wasn’t efficiency
Santa
wanted from his helper
He preferred
them to be
A barker
and a yelper
But then
the vacancy was for
Santa’s
slutty little helper
CHRISTMAS TRIMMINGS
Christmas planning is essential
Or else the
festive ambience suffers
And you
will not easily be forgiven
If you
forget the stocking stuffer’s
CHAVS CHRISTMAS # 1
I kept the kids home from school
For the big
Christmas shop
Because during
school time
You rush
round without a stop
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