THE OFFICE PARTY

 

The office party

Was relief from the slog

When you spent your time

Hitting the nog

And hanging by the mistletoe

Hoping for a snog

CHRISTMAS MANIA

 

Uncle John has mental health issues

And he doesn’t do well with stress

So normally come Christmas time

He has to board the bi-polar express

THE BIG FELLA’S R & R

 

After circumnavigating the globe

Staring at the back end of Prancer

Santa Claus really looks forward

To watching a north pole dancer

HANDLE MUM WITH CARE

 

Mum gets really stressed out at Christmas

And you upset her if you dare

Because the result could be that you will

Be hung from the chimney with care

SANTA CLAUS IS IN TROUBLE

Santa Claus is in trouble

He’s been up to his old tricks again

When the Christmas fairy was found

Licking his candy cane 

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 322

 

It’s raining its pouring

The weather’s wet and stormy

I went to bed because they said

It’s due to global warming

ARE YOU WEARING CHRISTMAS EARRINGS?

 

Are you wearing Christmas earrings?

They’re really quite adorable

Would it be inappropriate to say?

That I really like your baubles