With expectant faces full of smiles
The children
sit around the tree
Waiting to
get amongst the gifts
And
wondering “What’s Santa got for me”
Eagerly the
children sit by the tree
Their expectant
smiling faces all aglow
Waiting to
get amongst the gifts
On the
moment when Nan says “go”
Everyone is so happy
Damn them
all to hell
But I drank
too much last night
And today I
feel unwell
The
cheerful souls
Can’t abide
to see a frown
And want me
to turn
My frown
upside down
At first, I
decided
That I would
merely scoff
But it didn’t
work
So, I told
them to piss off
Three each day
Seven days
a week
Ruddy Apple
Ruddy Cheek
Hardly a
varied diet
Is it?
Are you wearing Christmas slippers?
They look
very cute it must be said
But I think
they’d look much cuter
If I was to
see them under my bed
Twas the night before Christmas and at the North Pole
Some of the
elves will be signing on the dole
There was a
bit of a cock up with the naughty and nice list
When the
elves in dispatch all got totally pissed
You can now buy a Jehovah’s Witness
Advent
calendar
I’ve never
seen one before
I don’t
know what message is inside
Because for
some reason
You can’t
open a single door
The bauble and the bell
The tinsel
star as well
The angel
with its wings
The
shepherds and the Kings
The tree’s-coloured
lights
The tinsel
sparkling bright
The
garlands hanging high
So,
pleasing to the eye
These are the
things
That Christmas
time brings
