ARE YOU WEARING A CHRISTMAS TOP?

 

Are you wearing a Christmas Top?

Well, I very much like what I see

Because there isn’t very much of it

And the contents are bursting free

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 8

 

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the abode

Came the rancid smell like an un-emptied commode

It made your eyes water to be perfectly crude

Wow this baby needs to start eating solid food

JW ADVENT CALENDAR # 1

 

You can now buy a Jehovah’s Witness

Advent calendar

I’ve never seen one before

There are no Christmas messages

It just says Fuck off

Behind every door

CRIMBLETIDE

 

I really love Crimbletide

It makes me all warm inside

And the joy I cannot hide

For the season of Crimbletide

CHRISTMAS GOOSE

 

At Christmas time

I do like a goose

It is my one weakness

And I offer no excuse

 

Though it does depend

Of course on the bird

To say any different

Would be quite absurd

 

The quality of goose

That you are executing

Is directly related

To the bird you are goosing

TO ALL OF YOU, FROM ALL OF US

 

I have to say

Without ado

It’s time to say

To all of you

From all of us

Merry Christmas

PERSISTENT AND DISRUPTIVE WINDS

 

Persistent and disruptive winds,

There seems to be no doubts,

Are predicted after Christmas

And it will probably be the Sprouts