CHRISTMAS GETAWAY

 

The sleigh is empty

The list is ticked

It’s back to base

Double quick

 

Mrs. Claus is waiting

To greet me

Fidgeting around

Quite excitedly

 

The bags are packed

And in the sleigh

We’re off to Florida

For a holiday

SAD SANTA

 

Santa Claus is depressed

Its declining standards you see

The naughty list is now so long

It needs storing electronically

Whereas the good list has shrunk

And now fits on a sheet of A3

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 178

 

Father Christmas, Father Christmas,

Left his bag, Left his bag;

Up beside the chimney,

Up beside the chimney;

What a drag, what a drag.

ARE YOU WEARING ELFIN EARS?

 

Are you wearing elfin ears?

They go with your elfin features

Let’s go and play in Dingley dell

With all the woodland creatures

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 11

 

Twas the night before Christmas

And all around the Crescent

Not a creature was stirring

Not even a peasant

CHRISTMAS DREAM # 3

 

I dream of Christmas

And Santa's loaded sleigh

I dream about the reindeer

Bringing Santa Claus my way

CHRISTMAS PASSED

 

I miss my dad, I miss my mum

And my brother now he’s gone

But though we are forever apart

They live on still in my heart

Through every special memory

Of the time they shared with me

So, although they have gone away

They will be with me on Christmas day