FROSTY THE SNOWMAN REALLY LOST HIS TEMPER

 

Frosty the snowman really lost his temper

And his behaviour was an absolute disgrace

He kept going on about an aggressive carrot

And he kept saying "just get out of my face"

EVERY YEAR WITHOUT FAIL - FROSTY

 

Every year without fail

On Christmas Eve

It would appear

And we children

Would squeal out

A deafening cheer

 

When the source

Of our excitement

Was carefully set down

And we would sit

In our clean pyjama’s

And dressing gown

 

And stare at the object

Open mouthed

In gleeful expectation

Of what was beneath

The cotton wool and

Crepe paper creation

 

We would have to wait

The longest time

In anticipation

But it was worth it

Too see inside the belly

Of Frosty’s incarnation

 

And when we thought

We could wait no longer

We all jumped to our feet

As Dad slowly removed

The carrot faced head

And revealed the treats

And as Dad gave Frosty

A little shake, out spilled

The Christmas sweets

THE YOUNG ELF EDUCATIONALISTS

 

The young Elf Educationalists

Have discovered an alarming theme

Those who struggle to learn the Elf-abet

Will in later life suffer low Elf esteem

NOVELTY TREE CHOCOLATES

 

When we were kids,

Before we went to bed,

My brothers and me

Were allowed a pick

A novelty chocolate

Off the Christmas tree

SNOWFLAKES FALL STEADILY

 

Snowflakes fall steadily

As the wind blows

Laying deeper and deeper

As her progress slows

Knee deep she trudged

Through the deep snows

So, I go and rescue her

From out of the snows

To get her safe indoors

Out of the snows

Though not for kindness

Heaven only knows

It was to get her out

Of her ho ho hose

THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY WAS IN FULL SWING

 

The office Christmas party

Was in full swing

Cheap plonk and nibbles

That kind of thing

From someone’s iPod

Loud Music played

And to that music

Eager bodies swayed

IF YOU ARE OUT CAROL SINGING

 

If you are out Carol Singing

And you dry during the song

Just stop and take a deep breath

Then Keep calm and Carol on