It was a novelty Christmas caper
I was given some
Sudoku toilet paper
Not a gift I would
choose
You can only use
number 1s and 2s
It was a novelty Christmas caper
I was given some
Sudoku toilet paper
Not a gift I would
choose
You can only use
number 1s and 2s
All of Santa’s new electric Reindeer
Were all lined up by
the charger
Waiting patiently in
turn to use it
As Santa and Rudolf
looked on
Santa asked “Shall I
tell the others
Or would you rather do
it?”
At the North Pole, For those
Not begun Schooling
yet,
Must firstly be
enrolled
And then taught the
Elphabet
Last night I dreamed I was trapped
In a snow globe, until
I could waken
And when I awoke from
that dream
I have to say I was
badly shaken
Christmas lists are short
As nobody wants a fuss
Or make demands on
The Godfather
Christmas
You can now buy an Eaton College
Advent calendar
I’ve never seen one
before
There are no overt
messages
But there is someone
there
To open every door
Are you wearing any clothes?
My little Christmas
elf
You’re supposed to
dress the tree!
Not undress yourself