72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 18 November 2022

Are you wearing Xmas tights?

Oh, how they are exciting me

Adorned with a festive motif

What a Christmas this will be

All I want for Christmas is you

Let me make this perfectly clear

All I want for Christmas is you

To be trampled by a herd of reindeer

Everyone kept saying I should Deck the Halls

There is even a Christmas song about it

So, I acted when the opportunity came along

And you know Mr and Mrs Hall didn’t like it a bit

The snowman stood on his lawn

With a smile across his face

Because the snow blower was

Heading towards his place

Santa Claus loves Christmas

It’s his favourite time by far

And that’s because he knows

Where all the naughty girls are

Santa asked as a little girl climbed onto his lap,

"And what would you like for Christmas Abigail?"

The child stared at him open mouthed with horror

And then she snapped "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

It’s one of life’s inevitabilities that there will

Definitely come a time in every family residence

A moment when the children notice that Santa

Uses the same wrapping paper as their parents