WHEN RUDOLPH ARRIVED

 

When Rudolph arrived

Cupid was so pleased

It meant the other reindeer

Had someone new to tease

OLIVE THE 10TH REINDEER

 

Olive the other reindeer,

Used to laugh and call him names

She never let poor Rudolph 

Join in any reindeer games

So, he planted drugs in her stall

And got her chucked off the team

SO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE CLAUSTROPHOBIC

 

So, you think that you are Claustrophobic

Well, I doubt that is a phobia of yours

As I should tell you that Claustrophobia

Is definitely not a fear of Santa Claus

AFTER A LONG FLIGHT ON THE SLEIGH

 

After a long flight on the sleigh

Listening to Sleigh bells jingle

It wasn’t milk and cookies

That made Santa’s taste buds tingle

It was the thought of Mrs. Claus’s

Freshly made Crisp Cringle

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 292

 

There was an Owl lived in an oak.

And one day his hoot became a croak

His feathers were drab for all too see

Then he gasped and fell out of the tree

ARE YOU WEARING REINDEER ANTLERS?

 

Are you wearing Reindeer antlers?

Well not the most original twist

You’ve been making rather merry

More Christmas spirit than you could resist

What exactly am I suggesting?

A little too much wine would be the gist

What makes me think that?

Well, I’ll tell you if you insist

Apart from the slurred speech

You are walking with a starboard list

And your antlers sit in disarray

So that’s how I know you’re pissed

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED MY SANTA # 3

 

I've always loved my Santa

But you might find this shocking

I’ve never loved him more

Than when his hand is on my stocking