JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE

 

Christmas at the office

Is just like any other day

Let’s face of it

You end up doing all the work

And the fat guy in the suit

Gets all the credit

CHRISTMAS WITH THE BROWNS

 

Every Christmas day is the same

The Browns come round for lunch

I dread the time as it approaches

They’re a bloody awful bunch

He’s an opinionated git

She’s a loudmouthed fishwife

Their kids run amuck unchecked

Causing trouble and strife

They drink all my booze

And eat every crumb of food

They’re uncouth and vulgar

Obnoxious and just plain rude

They are a truly horrible family

I wish I could show them the door

They have no redeeming features

God I hate my brother in law

FULL OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

 

Come Christmas day

I will be full of Christmas spirit

Buck fizz with my breakfast

Is only the start of it

Then a sherry with the vicar

After the candles have been lit

And aperitif before lunch

Maybe Vodka or a Gin and it

Wine with every course

Brandy when the pudding is lit

Liqueur with coffee

Then more brandy as we sit

Then when the day is over

I whish shoe a ferry Hacky Fhrismit

THIS CHRISTMAS TIME

 

This Christmas Time

When you celebrate the day

With friends and family

Good spirits on display

When your dining table

Is full to overflowing

Everyone cozily warm

With the firelight glowing

And you sit in your armchair

With your waist band straining

Opening all the presents

When outside its cold and raining

When you have over indulged

To the point of gluttony

Take a moment to think

About the all too many

Spare a thought for the needy

For the tired and the weary

Or those who are just lonely

The cold and the hungry

The numerous homeless

The defenseless and the helpless

Enjoy this Christmas Time a lot

But think of those who cannot

CHRISTMAS CHILL

Enjoy your Christmas day in peace

Avoid any kind of quarrel or wrangle

Chill out, relax and enjoy the day

And don’t get your tinsel in a tangle 

CHRISTMAS IS FOR CHILDREN

 

The snow softly falls on Christmas Eve

Excitement abounds for they who believe

Children’s faces gaze out from the light

Searching for Santa in the snowy night

Then off to bed skipping across the floor

After milk and cookies are left by the door

Snuggled under covers they say “night mum”

And think happy thoughts of the day to come

They lie too excited to sleep in their beds

But sleep they do then they dream instead

Dreams of Santa Claus and presents galore

Dreams of toys and sweets and so much more

Then they awake in the early morning gloom

Squeals of delight coming from their rooms

And so another Christmas day has come

A day of love and laughter and above all fun

MOTHER CHRISTMAS

 

The birth of Christ

Is the reason for the day

Santa Claus does his part

In his magical way

Rudolf and the other reindeer

Pull the loaded sleigh

Decorations and lights

Put Christmas on display

And festive songs and carols

Have a part to play

But it takes a mother

To make it a very special day