In all the photos of her
She was terribly Red Eyed
I thought it was the camera
But no matter how I tried
I couldn’t get a good shot
But it wasn’t a lack of skill
Or any technical fault
It turned out she was evil
Wednesday, 24 November 2021
RED EYE
ARE YOU WEARING A TURKEY SUIT?
Are you wearing a turkey suit?
I really love holiday
pranks
But you look like a
total arse
And for that I give
thanks
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 2
Why did the turkey cross the road?
There was a very
simple reason
It was due to a lack
of options for a Turkey
During the
Thanksgiving season
THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
The Thanksgiving Turkey
Risked being stricken
When he crossed the
road
To prove he wasn't
chicken!
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD? # 3
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Well contrary to the
fable
It was to avoid ending
up
On the Thanksgiving
table
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING THAT FLIES FASTER
There is only one thing that flies faster
Than stock off the
shelves on Black Friday
And that is the
endless flash of white
Of till receipt as the
customers pay
IF ONLY YOUR LEFT LEG WAS THANKSGIVING
If only your left leg was Thanksgiving
And your right leg was
Christmas day
Then I could devote
all of my time
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