THE DAY AFTER THANKSGIVING

 

The day after Thanksgiving

Is known as “Black Friday”

Because it matches the mood

Of unhappy shoppers that day

 

ARE YOU WEARING A PARTY HAT?

 

Are you wearing a party hat?

As it’s a Thanksgiving hat

And the family is all together

I will give thanks for that

THANKSGIVING DAY TURKEY

 

Bimbette was preparing

For Thanksgiving Day

One hour per pound

So the instructions say

“One hundred and ten

Pound’s is what I weigh”

Bimbette said and put

The Turkey on a baking tray

And roasted the bird

For almost five days

DURING THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY

 

During the thanksgiving holiday

From coast to coast

What do you call a stuffed animal?

We call it a turkey roast

MY FAMILY ALL TOLD ME TO STOP

 

My family all told me to stop

Telling Thanksgiving jokes,

But I had to say no, as I wasn’t

One of those “cold turkey” blokes

HAPPY TURKEY DAY

 

When we have Thanksgiving Dinner

And were all seated at the table

The first thing I do is name the Turkey

And make everyone uncomfortable

GIVE THANKS FOR SOMETHING

 

My Great Aunts cooking was so bad

When we used to eat in her parlour

My Dad told us that Thanksgiving

Was to commemorate Pearl Harbour