RED BIKE

 

One Christmas

I got a big Red Bike

With white mudguards

All new and shiny like

 

But alas it was gone

Again on Boxing Day

It belonged to the post office

So the police took it away

RED CHEEKS

Cheeks wear a rosy glow

As they play out in the snow

Making the snowman grow

Until the wind begins to blow

And they look at me and know

It’s time for a mug of cocoa 

THE PIPES OF CHRISTMAS PAST

 

The pipes of Christmas past

Carry with every merry blast       

Seasonal joy, when they play

Their tunes of Christmas day

WHEN RUDOLPH ARRIVED

 

When Rudolph arrived

Cupid was so pleased

It meant the other reindeer

Had someone new to tease

HER WASSAIL

She would sing for her supper

And wail for her wassail

To get her turkey dinner

And a pint of Christmas ale 

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

Better not pout

I'm telling you why

Because Daddy

Has just worked

A 14 hour day

And now has to drive

300 miles of Christmas traffic

To spend another bloody Christmas

At Grandma Browns

House of doom

So he is not in the mood

For any of your shit

OH SANTA CLAUS THE BELLS THE BELLS ARE CALLING

 

Oh Santa Claus the bells the bells are calling

From town to town, where goodwill doth abide

The summers gone, the autumn leaves have fallen

We’re near, we’re near another Christmas tide

 

So come ye back to us on Christmas Evening

When all the land is hushed and white with snow

And we will leave your milk and cookies

Oh Santa Claus, you know we love you so