I am blessed with Friends
Some of them are
fruity
Some are soaked in
alcohol
Some of them are nutty
Some are sweet
Some add spice
Some add zest
Some smell nice
But when mixed
together
And yuletide is upon
us
They become without
doubt
The fruit cake of
Christmas
I saw Santa Claus last night
Messing with a ho ho
ho
When he was kissing
her
Underneath the camel
toe
You are a naughty little Elf
Do you behave
yourself?
By the look upon your
face
You’re no stranger to
disgrace
So it is my Christmas
wish
To share a Christmas
kiss
So climb upon me knee
And you will quickly
see
I have that special
touch
That you’ll like very
much
When I curl your toes
Inside your ho ho hose
The pipes of Christmas past blow out
The melodies of
yesteryear
With memories to warm
the heart
And bring a
sentimental tear
A dog isn’t just for Christmas
That’s what they say
And they are correct
It’s also nice cold on
Boxing Day
Do you think that cross dressers
Find Christmas is
merry?
I bet you think they
are sad
Well on the contrary
I really love
Christmas
As I can eat, drink
and be Mary
