There is a difference between the Alphabet
And the Christmas one which we know well
And it’s quite logical when you think about it
Because the Christmas Alphabet has no L
Friday, 12 November 2021
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE ALPHABET
NORTH POLE SECURITY
At the North Pole at Christmas
Security is exceptionally high
And when they searched the bakery
They discovered a mince spy!
SANTA HAD TO INSURE THE SLEIGH
Santa had to insure the sleigh
At a fixed premium
every time he flew
But on Christmas Eve
it was more like
The Net Present Value
I LOVE BRUCE WILLIS MOVIES
I love Bruce Willis Movies
But I have been barred
My wife told me to
stop
As our marriage had
been marred
So I tried to wean
myself off them
But Old habits Die
Hard
SANTA CLAUS IS A VERY JOLLY CHAP
Santa Claus is a very jolly chap
And not just because
he’s festive
His jollity stems from
knowledge
Of where the naughty
girls live
ORANGES ARE NOT THE ONLY FRUIT
When my Dad was just a boy
He never saw a lemon
or Lime
And oranges only ever
appeared
IT WAS CHRISTMAS EVE IN DAD’S HOUSE
It was Christmas Eve in Dad’s house,
And
not a hint of the season in sight
No
stockings hang by the fire side
He
was such a miserable old shite
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