The Snowman wore a smile
And was quietly humming
Because he knew that soon
The snowblower was coming
Friday, 12 November 2021
THE SNOWMAN WORE A SMILE
LEAST FAVORITE REINDEER
The Dinosaurs least favorite reindeer
Of all the ones they’ve
met,
Isn’t that show off
Red Nosed Rudolf
The one they hate is
Comet
SNIP! SNAP! CHRISTMAS
Snip! Snap! Dragon!
Here comes the flaming bowl
So let mischief take its toll
Just as festive Christmas comes
Snatch at the feast of
plums
In amongst the Brandy’s
flame
It’s our favourite
Christmas game
THE MEASURE OF AGE USED TO BE
The measure of age used to be
When Policemen looked younger
Now I know I’m getting old
When Santa starts looking younger
OTT NATIVITY
I’ve always been of the opinion
That the Christmas nativity
Was a baby shower that became
A bit of an over the top festivity
CHRISTMAS IS A DEEPLY RELIGIOUS TIME
Christmas is a deeply religious time
That one and all think shouldn’t be missed
And observe it in his or her own way,
Thought normally by getting totally pissed
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