72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 5 November 2021

With two days till Christmas

Sales will definitely pick up a bit

As men start Christmas shopping

And start to buy ‘any old shit’

Jesus was exactly 7lb when he was born

And they told every visiting stranger

And Mary and Joseph knew it was true

Because They had a weigh in the manger.

“Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas

This year is a brother”

Santa replied and said “ok, can do, just

Send me your mother”

Where is your Christmas Spirit?

Tell me are you feeling it yet?

Why are you looking over there?

It’s not in your liquor cabinet

I remember the time

I stopped believing in Santa Claus

And getting pants and socks

In my stocking was the cause

Families are an absolute nightmare

I wouldn’t visit mine on a dare

Santa Claus has the right idea

Visiting people only once a year

Frosty, Windy, Cloudy and Squally,

Misty, Rainbow and Precipitous Hail

Are the met office seven dwarfs

And let’s not forget Princess Gale