72 Miles From The Sea

Friday, 5 November 2021

Where is your Christmas Spirit?

Tell me are you feeling it yet?

Why are you looking over there?

It’s not in your liquor cabinet

I remember the time

I stopped believing in Santa Claus

And getting pants and socks

In my stocking was the cause

Families are an absolute nightmare

I wouldn’t visit mine on a dare

Santa Claus has the right idea

Visiting people only once a year

Frosty, Windy, Cloudy and Squally,

Misty, Rainbow and Precipitous Hail

Are the met office seven dwarfs

And let’s not forget Princess Gale

I always enjoy the office Christmas parties

It’s my favourite part of the holiday

What I don’t like about the Christmas parties

Is looking for a new job the next day

If the Neverland government

Hadn’t cut his disability

Captain Hook would never

Have turned to piracy?

All I want for Christmas is you

Let me make this perfectly clear

All I want for Christmas is you

To be trampled by a herd of reindeer