BURNING GUY FAWKES

 

Whitehall Civil Servants took control

Of the Bonfire on that fateful date

One of them struck the match, while

The rest filled forms in triplicate

ARE YOU WEARING A GUY FAWKES MASK?

 

Are you wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?

Hoping to get coins in your cap

“Penny for the guy” is that the aim?

Well, you’re losing out to that wino chap

I REALLY ENJOYED OUR DATE

 

I really enjoyed our date

I’m so glad that you rang

It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes

Night that ended with a bang

REMEMBER THE FIFTH

 

Remember, remember

The fifth of November?

Gunpowder, treason and….

No I don’t remember

I TOOK MY DOG TO A BONFIRE PARTY

 

I took my dog to a bonfire party

And he stared at the fire blankly

I twigged as I watched the fiery licks

It was because he loved sticks

In fact, sticks were one of his joys

So, the fire was like a pile of his toys

MY BONFIRE NIGHT CRACKER

 

My Bonfire night cracker

Always good for a thrill

My favourite little sparkler

I like to call “Catherine will”

BANGERS AND SPARKLERS

 

Bangers and sparklers

Weren’t the fireworks

At the Bonfire night party

But the girls I invited