MRS CLAUS WAS COURTED

Mrs Claus was courted

By Santa and a man called Ray

Ray was a flash Harry

Who drove a red Chevrolet

Well, it was no contest

At the end of the day

Because although he had a fast car

Santa had a faster sleigh 

SANTA CLAUS LOVES CHRISTMAS

Santa Claus loves Christmas

It’s his favourite time by far

And that’s because he knows

Where all the naughty girls are 

THE CLAUS’S LAY IN THEIR BED

 

The Claus’s lay in their bed

And Santa was heard to say

My lap isn't the only place

Where wishes come true

THE CLAUS’S SAT BESIDE THE FIRE

 

The Claus’s sat beside the fire

And Santa was heard to say

When was the last Christmas

That we did it in a sleigh?

OVER CHRISTMAS THE AMBULANCE SERVICE

 

Over Christmas the ambulance service

Were “super busy”, meaning it was hectic

I’ve never heard that unit of measurement

So I’m not sure if it’s imperial or metric

WHEN MY LITTLE DOG’S SETTLE DOWN

 

When my little dog’s settle down

On Christmas Eve amidst the snores

The little doggies dream like a child

And they dream about Santa Paws

RUDOLPH WAS SO OBNOXIOUS

 

Rudolph was so obnoxious that the

Other reindeer threatened to strike

He was really very unpopular and they

Thought he was RUDE-olph more like