To some people
They can cause
distress
But there is a
sentiment
I‘d like to express
Sprouts are for life
Not just for Christmas
Tuesday, 26 October 2021
THE BRUSSELS SPROUTS
I DON’T LIKE THE SHORTENED FORM
I don’t like the shortened form
Of Christmas, it’s not
quaint
I dislike it because
Xmas sounds
Like some kind of skin
complaint
WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY WAS OVER # 1
When Christmas Day was over
Mrs Claus needed a
release
It was a very
stressful time
Spreading good will
and peace
So as soon as Santa
was rested
She always liked to
have a bit
And more often than
not
They’d go and do it in
the sleigh
DON’T LOOK BACKWARDS, MERELY
Don’t look backwards, merely
Half-heartedly and
insincerely
Remember those
Christmas’s clearly
And remember the
people dearly
WHEN YOU ARE IN A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP
When you are in a long-term relationship
On
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries
Your
normally rational other halves
Turn
into fire breathing adversaries
And
those once happy and joyous occasions
Become
life and death quests to test us
To
see if we can find the perfect present
And that goes double for Christmas
DOWN AT THE SHOPPING MALL
Down at the shopping mall
There’s a lot of
bustle and fuss
As the registers ring
its beginning
To cost a lot like
Christmas
THEY SAY THAT IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
They say that it’s the thought that counts
Rather than the size
of the gift
But if you decided to
give everyone your
Opinion in lieu they
might be miffed
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