Samhain, on November 1st
Is one of the four
Gaelic seasonal
festivals
Samhain marks
The beginning of winter,
The End of the harvest
season,
And the end of autumn
Celebrated with
feasting,
Guising and mumming
And the lighting of bonfires
Monday, 25 October 2021
SAMHAIN
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU # 3
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart,
But I’m sorry to say,
That your gift to me
Was chlamydia
MY BOYFRIEND IS JUST LIKE SANTA CLAUS
My boyfriend is just like Santa Claus
Though he doesn’t
fulfil a single wish
And he doesn’t give me
presents
But he’s like Santa
because he’s a myth
WHERE THE LONELY ELVES GO
The “house of fun” in Santa’s village
Is where lonely elves
go to take pause
And the owner proudly
boasts that
He has more ho’s than Santa Claus
SANTA’S YOUNGEST DAUGHTER MARY
Santa’s youngest daughter Mary
Was promiscuous and
out of control
So he sent her to a
girl’s boarding school
THE DAUGHTER OF ONE OF SANTA’S ELVES
The daughter of one of Santa’s Elves
Was out of control and
a bit of a prancer
So he sent her to
college in Lapland
To stop her from being
a pole dancer
But she soon dropped
out of college
And now she’s a
popular lap dancer
THERE IS A POPULAR MYTH ABOUT RUDOLPH
There is a popular myth about Rudolph
And his quite
legendary shiny nose
But believe me if you
ever saw him
You would know that’s
not what glows
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