VALENTINES # 4

 

Lover you still do it for me,
To me you’re lamb and not mutton
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still push my button

BE MY VALENTINE # 6

 

On Valentine’s Day

The valentine card said to the stamp

Stick with me and we'll go places!

While the farmer gave his wife

Hogs and kisses!

And the caveman gave his wife

Ughs and kisses!

And the Persian gave his wife

Rugs and kisses!

VALENTINES # 7

 

Lover, you still do it for me,
Though you are no longer a dolly chick
Your qualities are plain to see
You still scratch my itch and flick my switch

VALENTINES # 8

Since entering my life, a symphony plays

When before was only monotone

And colour now lives in every plane and facet 

Where once was only monochrome

VALENTINES # 5

Lover you still do it for me,

I’m as ever under your spell

Your qualities are plain to see

And you still ring my bell

BE MY VALENTINE # 4

 

On Valentine’s Day

The near-sighted porcupine

Fell in love with a pin cushion!

And the elephant said to his girlfriend

“I love you a ton!”

BE MY VALENTINE # 5

 

On Valentine’s Day

One pickle said to the other

“Your love means a great dill”

Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day

Because they're very scent-imental!