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Showing posts with label St Valentine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label St Valentine. Show all posts
Friday 11 August 2023
SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS
She was allergic to flowers
I wish she had said
Because I bought her roses
And now she’s dead
WHEN SOMEONE FALLS IN LOVE WITH YOU
When someone falls in love with you
And you with them it
is a precious gift
Making every day like
Valentine’s Day
Because the gift of
love gives you a lift
VALENTINES # 8
Since entering my
life, a symphony plays
When before was only monotone
And colour now lives in every plane and facet
Where once was only monochrome
VALENTINES # 7
Lover, you still do it
for me,
Though you are no longer a dolly chick
Your qualities are plain to see
You still scratch my itch and flick my switch
VALENTINES # 6
You fill my thoughts
before I sleep
And you’re there again when I awake
I have given my heart
without regret
I gave it to you for my hearts sake
I have found an
all-embracing love
If I lost you my heart would break
VALENTINES # 5
Lover you still do it
for me,
I’m as ever under your spell
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still ring my bell
VALENTINES # 4
Lover you still do it
for me,
To me you’re lamb and not mutton
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still push my button
VALENTINES # 3
Lover you still do it
for me,
Though you now have a fuller figure
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still pull my trigger
VALENTINES # 2
Lover you still do it
for me,
With that wiggle when you walk
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still pop my cork
Thursday 10 August 2023
VALENTINES # 1
Lover you still do it for me,
You are still my object of desire
Your qualities are plain to see
And you still light my fire
BE MY VALENTINES # 6
On Valentine’s Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we'll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs and kisses!
And the Persian gave his wife
Rugs and kisses!
BE MY VALENTINES # 5
On Valentine’s Day
One pickle said to the other
“Your love means a great dill”
Even skunks celebrate Valentine's Day
Because they're very
scent-imental!
BE MY VALENTINES # 4
On Valentine’s Day
The near-sighted
porcupine
Fell in love with a pin cushion!
And the elephant said to his girlfriend
“I love you a ton!”
BE MY VALENTINES # 3
On Valentine’s Day
The bat said to his girlfriend
“You're fun to hang around with”
And the paper clip said to the magnet?
“I find you very attractive”
BE MY VALENTINES # 1
On Valentine’s Day
The valentine card said to the stamp
Stick with me and we'll go places!
While the farmer gave his wife
Hogs and kisses!
And the caveman gave his wife
Ughs and kisses!
BE MY VALENTINES # 2
On Valentine’s Day
The chocolate syrup said to the ice cream
“I'm sweet on you!”
While the pencil said to the paper
“I dot my i's on you!”
And the light bulb asked his girlfriend
Do I mean a whole watt to you?”
MEDICINAL REJECTION
“I can't be your valentine
For medical reasons”
said Nick
“God is it serious?”
he asked
“No you just make me
sick”
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