Valentines Humour

I JUST BOOKED A TABLE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

I just booked a table for Valentine's Day
For me and my wife
I hope she likes it, even though she can’t
Play snooker to save her life

THE ST VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE

The St Valentine’s Day massacre
That was a bloody occasion
Which just shows what happens
If you don’t make a reservation

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE?

Are you wearing your heart on your sleeve?
I know you’re in love that I truly believe
But I still don’t know if you’re in love with Eve
Or if your preference is for her brother Steve

February

THANK GOD IT’S FEBRUARY

Thank God it’s February
And the month of January
Is now just a memory
And thank God for Salary

GROUNDHOG DAY FEBRUARY 2ND

According to German folklore,
If the skies are cloudy
When from its burrow,
A groundhog emerges
On Groundhog Day,
Then spring will come early
But if the skies are sunny,
And the groundhog
Sees its own shadow
It will return to its burrow
And Winter will continue
For six more weeks

CANDLEMAS DAY

If Candlemas is sunny and bright
We will again feel Winters bite.
If Candlemas brings cloudy skies
Spring will be an early surprise