72 Miles From The Sea

  Inside every single Russian Doll There are even more Russian Dolls If you listen you can hear them shout As they scream in unison to...

  Two fish were in a tank And one said after pondering “This is a really nice tank But how do we drive the thing?”

  Lucy Llama was happily surprised With a weekend break by her stag So she rewarded him with a kiss And in a fluster said Alpaca bag

  Inside every Russian Doll There’s another Russian Doll And yet more without doubt All of them screaming to get out

  When life gives you lemons Making lemonade is the deal But if life gives you Lemmings I’m afraid that’s too surreal

  The eye test went on for an age In fact, it was something of an ordeal “Your right eye isn’t right” he said Well, I can tell you tha...

  I leapt up out of bed, And I opened the door In my pyjamas, Wow I’d not noticed it before What a very odd place For there to be ...

  Three fish in a tank, One says to the other ones I'll drive the thing If you two man the guns