72 Miles From The Sea

  When I saw my wife’s Botox bill I couldn’t believe my eyes I pointed it out to my wife But she didn’t look surprised

  You said you were not fussed-o When I said I’m full of lust-o Oh, let me fondle at your bust-o Then we can go at it with gusto You...

  If opportunity exposed A glimpse of stocking top Before my licentious eyes. Should my perusal stop?   Should I avert my gaze? Fro...

  Big Mo was engineered To perfection Designed for comfort And consummate pleasure From her long shapely legs, Ample buttocks An...

  While idly watching you undress I have a thought, of course one of lust And as I pondered thoughtfully You caught me watching but sh...

  I’d waited an hour up that tree In a position that I could see And my patience rewarded me As she appeared in the bedroom nakedly ...

  I saw a girl, older, And on the cusp of womanhood Who would make me a man

  There is more to life than boodle So, if you use your noodle And find yourself a piece of Strudel To have a bit of a canoodle She ...

  She made women chatter at the regatta But she made men quiver on the river And when she was floating in a punt There was absolutely ...