72 Miles From The Sea

  I walked into my local “The Lamb and Pup” The landlord said “Bitter?” I replied “No just fed up”

  Two overweight lads were in the pub “Your round” one of them suddenly said The other one took instant offence and Replied “So are yo...

  It was Friday night and the lads Were hitting the shots to get fucked And two guys walked into a bar Before the third one ducked

  We had a Trivia quiz at the pub last night And I got most of the questions right But the final question was a mare “Where do women h...

  A pub landlord Is just a pharmacist With a more limited Inventory list

  In the early eighties I worked behind the bar at a pub in Woking called the Surrey, however it was not named after the county in which it ...

  A neutron walks into a bar “I'd like a beer” he asked The barman serves up a beer Promptly as he was tasked “How much will tha...

  At the pub in the good old days You could save a penny or two By selecting the cheaper option A pint of half and half would do But...

In the early eighties I worked behind the bar at a pub in Woking called the Surrey. However, it was not named after the county in which it...

A man walked into a pub one Saturday night He went to the bar and ordered a pint of light “Certainly, Sir, that will cost you ten pence”...

We had a Trivia quiz at the pub last night And I got most of the questions right But the final question was a mare “Where do women hav...

  A white horse walked into a pub And ordered a pint and some grub The barman was taken by surprise At first, he couldn’t believe his ...

  A man and his dog walk into the pub Each night to drink with the locals As the man has a drink, the mans dog Lies down and then lick...

  Do you think if a man Walked into a bar His dyslexic friend Would walk into a bra

  A man had had far too much to drink Now I must go home he began to think He tried to stand up and fell to the floor So, he decided t...