72 Miles From The Sea

  Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2 They’re polar opposites in my view In WW2 people sacrificed Their lives to preserve liberties But ...

  Throughout the worst of the pandemic I had to work from home in my flat But I had technical issues occasionally When my keyboard was...

  This year I’m going to stay up On New Year’s Eve Not to see in 2021 But to make sure 2020 leaves

  Knowing people as I do I know somewhere, someone At this very moment Is showering with a mask on

  Foghorn crossed the road And took it in his stride To avoid an anti-masker Walking on the other side

If you are struggling to buy toilet roll Find a suitable alternative if you can And one appropriate solution would be To wipe your ars...

  Sadly, being in isolation with my wife Has been to our relationships detriment And I fear that it will either end In divorce or more...

  Social distancing and self-isolation Is not a difficult thing to implement When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs And placed in solitary con...

  Since the panic buying caper We have started using Plant leaves as toilet paper They're not our plants, But they are very usef...

  Your grandparents And great grandparents Were asked to go to war You are being asked To sit on your sofas So not exactly a chore

  The World Health Organization has announced Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt All the quarantined dogs can now be relea...

  Self Isolation has become a necessity As there’s a pandemic on the loose Some people find isolation frightening But not me because I...

  The WHO don’t like Asian Virus or Chinese Flu So, what to call Coronavirus? Covid 19 won’t do Wuhan Virus? I think not So, I’m c...

  Don’t liken the pandemic to WW2 They’re polar opposites in my view In WW2 people sacrificed Their lives to preserve liberties But ...

  The UK swine flu cases Have now reach sixty-two But the shocking news That’s being kept from you Is of the 35 million Confirmed ...

  The World Health Organization has announced Dogs can’t get Covid-19, and as there’s no doubt All the quarantined dogs can now be relea...

  Self Isolation has become a necessity As there’s a pandemic on the loose Some people find isolation frightening But not me because ...

  I have just heard the latest news About the Pandemic, on the BBC And I was shocked, an epidemic Of wandering Pandas terrify me

  Throughout the worst of the pandemic I had to work from home in my flat But I had technical issues occasionally When my keyboard was...