72 Miles From The Sea

A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (8) Dad said “I’m going to Thailand" I replied to him "To Bangkok?" He thought for a moment, the...

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 13 It wasn’t a pea in her bed that kept her awake It was something of a very different genus The reason for her ex...

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 12 Hansel and Gretel’s little trips Were very stimulating for Hansel Because once deep in the woods He got a hand...

FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 11 Hansel and Gretel’s little trips Were always exceedingly fruitful Because once deep in the woods They became H...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 384 The old lady who lived in a shoe Was forced into the sex trade And moved into a thigh high Stiletto B...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 383 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall When he got a telephone call “Hump Me Dumpty” Bo said And he fainted and ...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 382 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall He didn’t see her coming at all “Hump Me and Dump Me” She yelled And push...

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 9 My son jokes about my age His humour is unforgiving He says my first driving license Was probably written...

HALLOWEEN PICKUP # 1 When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary ...

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 7 My son jokes about my age His humour is very droll He says my first driving license Was written on a scro...

MY SON JOKES ABOUT MY AGE # 6 My son jokes about my age His humour is very severe He says that when I was at school I sat next to Shake...

I HAVE A MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS # 2 I have a memory foam mattress And I awake feeling brighter I just wish it would remember me When I wa...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 376 Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, He’s ...

SO IF IT IS CORRECT THAT ONE # 2 So if it is correct that One may be “that” And multiples would be those Yet the singular cat Would in...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 375 Star light, star bright, No I don’t want to tonight If truth be told, alright I think stargazing is s...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 374 Jack and Jill went up the hill To do what they shouldn’t’ve oughter Now she has a dose of chlamydia A...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 373 Mary had a little lamb She also had a lama The former was a grump But the latter was a charmer SO I...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 372 Star light, star bright, The first star I saw tonight Was truly an epic fail It was a z-lister from E...

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 371 Oh, where have you been, Billy Boy, Billy Boy? Oh, where have you been, Charming Billy? It’s a rheto...

WHY DID THE ADULTERER CROSS THE ROAD? Why did the adulterer cross the road? Well not just to get to the other side The reason he wanted ...